Founded by Bernard Soubry in the late hours of September 12, 2009, le Château du Couch is a splendor of couch architecture, combining both the laziboyian and traditional styles. It is both a haven and a stepping-ground, both a place of beauty and a temple of efficiency.
Though first appearing bare and stoic as a Buddhist temple, the entrance chamber eventually amazes by its use of semi-translucid bed covers; blue and green tartans slowly illuminate the interior as the sun rises each morning. Further in, plush cushions give inhabitants a feeling of matrical comfort while the rigid structure of the couch seat brings an open, airy feel. Inside, one can only feel safe; outside, one can only stare in awe.
RULES CONCERNING LE CHÂTEAU DU COUCH
1. There shall be no shoes, for shoes harsh the mellow.
2. There shall be no other couch forts before this one.
3. Waffles are not to be consumed in the couch area.
4. Penguins are not to be fed in the couch area.
5. Death to all couch-haters.
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This reminds me of the xkcd comic where they build a ball room because they're adults now and they can do what they like.
ReplyDeleteI kindof want to visit you to see this, sans shoes of course. Is cake allowed?
There will be pictures.
ReplyDeleteCake is, of course, allowed.
I would never want to harsh the mellow, to use a jessism bare feet for the win! or striped socks those are pretty awesome too :)
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